I watched in slow motion as he stopped mid-sip of his coffee, his eyes widening with that “wait, is she breaking up with me?” panic that usually precedes a dramatic movie scene.
Before he could start listing all the times he actually did do the dishes, I gestured wildly at the hallway. “Physical space, Pipo! I want to walk from the bedroom to the kitchen without performing an Olympic-level hurdle over your wetsuits.” The relief that washed over him was so intense he almost fell off his chair. He laughed so hard he choked on his espresso, realizing that our relationship was fine—it was just our floor plan that was failing. We weren’t out of love; we were just out of square meters.
That afternoon, we turned our “breakup talk” into a date. We drove down to KUBOO, which, let’s be honest, is way more stylish than our actual living room. We were greeted by a team that clearly sees this “space-induced relationship stress” every day. They didn’t just give us a key; they gave us a fresh start. Walking through the bright, clean corridors, Filipe looked at me and said, “I think our surfboards are going to have a better social life here than we do.” We grabbed a stack of their signature kuboo boxes and started plotting our home decluttering.
The actual move felt less like a chore and more like an exorcism of clutter. We decided that the camping gear we use once a year and the treadmill currently serving as a very expensive coat rack didn’t belong in our daily lives. As we loaded our secure self-storage unit, we could practically hear our apartment sighing in relief back home. We weren’t just putting things in storage; we were curating our life so that the things we actually love had room to shine.
That night, for the first time in months, we actually sat at our dining table. No boxes on the chairs, no rogue sneakers underneath. We toasted to our “separation”—the one where we separated our daily living from the mountain of stuff that was drowning us. It turns out that a little bit of KUBOO magic was all we needed to remember why we moved in together in the first place. We didn’t need to live apart; we just needed our hobby equipment to have its own “apartment.”
If you’re feeling like your walls are closing in on your relationship, don’t panic. You might not need a therapist; you might just need a storage unit. Whether it’s a shared hobby that’s grown too big or just the creeping tide of clutter, KUBOO is here to help you breathe. Visit their self-storage warehouses in Carnaxide, Abóboda or Seixal and find out how much better life feels when you finally have the space to just be.








